Dear Milly Ennial, it is up to you to carry out the Commander-In-Chief’s
mission. In order for you to reject Cynicism and Fear, you will have to
utterly reject and destroy the Source of the Cynism and Fear: the sham
known as the Establishment Two-Party Robot managed by Overlord Jack $$$
Oligarch.
Unfortunately my contemporary, Jenny X is on Scopolomine at an
orgy in the desert humping the Robot, hence compromised and quite
frankly either too cynical or brainwashed to care.
And ol’ Babe Boomer
is quite content sipping the Lipitor and Viagra dosed koolaid served by
the Robot on the hour every hour, eyes adhered to the Robot Television
News with a top-secret military-glue and removal will require technology
hitherto unknown.
It is a perilous mission, but I trust you will
succeed.
Godspeed. —Col. Shalom.
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