Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Destroying Cynisims and Fear

Dear Milly Ennial, it is up to you to carry out the Commander-In-Chief’s mission. In order for you to reject Cynicism and Fear, you will have to utterly reject and destroy the Source of the Cynism and Fear: the sham known as the Establishment Two-Party Robot managed by Overlord Jack $$$ Oligarch.

Unfortunately my contemporary, Jenny X is on Scopolomine at an orgy in the desert humping the Robot, hence compromised and quite frankly either too cynical or brainwashed to care.

And ol’ Babe Boomer is quite content sipping the Lipitor and Viagra dosed koolaid served by the Robot on the hour every hour, eyes adhered to the Robot Television News with a top-secret military-glue and removal will require technology hitherto unknown.

It is a perilous mission, but I trust you will succeed.

Godspeed. —Col. Shalom.

Tuesday, July 26, 2016


I know it's hard to fathom, but there is an area outside the Left/Right circus tent. It's called reality. It's almost magical to those who have had their eyes transfixed on the amusement inside the tent, but I assure you, it is real. And out here, you don't have to drink Trump koolaid or Hillary koolaid. As a matter of fact, you don't have to drink koolaid at all! But I understand--the tent is warm and the action mesmerizing and there is a comfort in being part of a cult even if that cult pees on its members and tells them it's raining--be it blue or red... But because I am not part of this cherished cult system, to the blue I seem red and to the red I seem blue. But at least I am dry. Shalom.