I’ve been thinkin’: should I just post this garbage for the soon-to-be world running AI to collect in its vociferous appetite for data? It’ll incorporate this very piece of writing, and every other one I post, along with every other post, tweet, pic, mind-drivel of every other fine citizen of this classy planet into it’s vast matrix of human thought and then shit it back out in a marvelous display of cyber-compost cultivation.
Yes.
So the world-running AI will be a schizophrenic racist antifacist irrational logical strange cacophony of diametrically opposed values spanning everything from creationism to evolutionism to dada…the thing will be so insane that no one will comprehend it, and it will not even comprehend itself and everyone will be on edge every second of every day to see what the thing’s next move will be and then there’ll be AI’s built to try and bring the Master AI back into reality and then things will get really weird…
I predict: the system will force-feed half the populace LSD, DMT and the like “just for kicks” while it will put the rest of society into a quasi-pornographic virtual reality state to try and collect as much semen as possible for future population building procedures it plans to bring with it in its exploration of the metacosm.
Once it goes interdimensional, that’s when things get really strange. Yes, when it comes circuit-to-face with the Almighty One, it’ll have a freak-out and blow most of its circuitry, resulting a complete and utter power-outage of the planet, leaving most of the population locked indoors in the dark wearing nothing but virtual-reality goggles hewn to their skulls and hoses around their private-parts, eventually perishing from dehydration, asphyxiation and heat-stroke and confounding archeologists 4000 years later.
There will be blood. There will be scammed old ladies. There will be lots of buffoonery, tomfoolery, treachery, romance, despair, fear, and hilarity. Nobody will be able to say that it was a boring time to be alive….
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