Titanic sinks yet the presstitutes, the crew and the "opinionated"
passengers bicker about allowing gay people in the dining hall.
Meanwhile, in the E-deck barber shop Mr. Beuchamp (a homosexual) turns
to Mr. Faunthrope (a heterosexual) and asks: "Shall we put on our life
vests and usher the women and children to the life-boats?" to which Mr.
Faunthrope replies: "Indeed."