a call from a porn star

At work
one night

I answer the phone
from an unknown caller
“Hi” she says.
Yes?
“Do you know who this is?…” she asks.
No - do you know who this is?
She laughs.
“Kylee Carr (sic?) - porn-star, blond hair, blue eyes.”
O.K ….(then I maintain silence - I prefer the awkwardness)
“...eh - yeah - I think I have the wrong number.”  she hangs up.



I resume my business, and imagine
she is now in the process
of calling
the right number
I am certain
does not belong to her dad.