“I am the front-man of this gawd-awful dump of a nation, the
drones prove it is so. Strike
while the iron is scalding and the fuel is in the unmanned aerial missile. Death from above!” Raises both fists into the air. “I just
thought of something - the prince of the power of the air, isn’t that fitting?...
Anyway, I told the pimply-faced
‘pilot’ (holds back a chuckle)
‘Good job, squirt, you pulled that trigger like a man and now we will
invite you to the White House kiddy orgy, sponsored by BBC and the Sandusky
trust. Trust me - I am an old pro at this
carnival-political- weird ritual stuff.
Kill a kid to save a kid, that’s what the vampire royals say…and you
know I roll with that fast crowd’.”
Feedback from the PA that pipes in to every house, cell-phone, laptop,
car, shopping mall, airport terminal, and office-building. “Listen up, you slaves: I am going to pry your shotguns from
your cold dead hands – which is the way I prefer it, because quite frankly I am
annoyed by your very existence.
But I promise to put them to good use, perhaps fork them over to those
classy Mexican drug cartels that my Bank Handlers love working with so very
much, or those lovable bad-news al-Qae·da or Qai·da or Cia-duh or however it’s spelled
rapscallions burning down the middle east and north Africa right now… Oh – how
I love it – the blood, the carnage…”
(Later on, at a secret meeting on the outskirts of town: “My name is BS
and I am a blood fiend (the circle chants “hello BS”).. I rolled with the commies in the
eighties…I am a closet Face Artist (nothing wrong with that, eh? Elevator eyes
as the brows furrow up and down at a rapid pace)… I assassinate people around
the world and get a Nobel peace prize – I am a regular James fuckin’ Bond!!!
That’s what my coked-out yahoo Wall St. handlers like to call me.) Back to the
speech: “So – how should I cook
this rotten maggot-filled carcass of a morbidly-obese country? We can’t even dine on your flesh
anymore because it’s all blubber, botox, chemicals of unknown composition,
pharmaceuticals, dirt, plastic, cheap Wall-mart perfumes, deodorants, weird
drugs, bath-salts, and shitload of genetically altered foods—we take a bite out
of you creatures and we’re asking for immediate acute shingles and violent
chronic diarrhea….” The crowd
roars.
Thursday, January 24, 2013
Tuesday, December 4, 2012
to live in total darkness
The Bullshit Machine – called the Boobbing Costas 18000 –
rattled on about various topics fed to it by the PropMasters. “Enough of this!” blurted Ary, and commenced to driving a reinforced
steel crowbar into the heart of his set.
No sparks flew like he imagined would, just the sound of plastic and metal
grinding and writhing, along with the picture trying to continue the broadcast
and the voice of the 18000 cutting in and out until alas, the machine was inert
and silent. Ary pumped his fist
and gave the machine one more vengeful thrust – a “fuck you” gesture directed
at this surrogate for the world at large.
Quiet. No more hypnotic glow and droning sound putting him into a
hypnotic state: he was free.
He sat down on the couch and
examined his work: a flatpanel tv with a crowbar sticking out from it. He got up, went to the kitchen and
rummaged through the drawers until he found it: a black sharpie. He walked back to the tv room and
uncapped the pen, signed his name in the bottom corner of the screen, and
capped the pen. He sat back on the
couch to re-examine his work. He
nodded. The sun went down. Darkness. Ary sat and smiled and stared and listened to something he
hadn’t heard since–childhood, perhaps?—his own thoughts….

Thursday, June 14, 2012
We the Unevolved
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If "genetic mutation" through only an agency of "natural selection" ("selection" entailing an agent making a choice...but this semantical quandry is for another time)- then we are all predestined robots acting out an elaborate automatronic play of "evolution"...from space-dust to seemingly rational, conscious, "free-thinking" beings but with no real choice in the matter at all- only the verisimilitude of "choice".
Ironically, if thus be the case- "Religion" (all parts entailed within the broad genera) is part of the "code" written by the magical agency of this mystical force, or programmer called "natural selection"; hence to call adherants to religious theologies "unevolved" is like calling your unupdated software "unupdated"; if that is the case, we are not to blame no more for our naturally un-selected under-evolved minds any more than than the program that cannot update itself- it requires an agent to update it- and we of religious persuasions have simply been left out in the cosmic-cold, abandoned by the indifferent agency of universal evolution, though we are somehow still left here to view your more evolved scholarly theses of posting pictures of avowed notable atheists with clever captions about how smart they were... Thank you for attempting to enlighten us out of our irrational, unevolved archaic belief systems- we simply have not been endowed with "ears to hear." We, the "unevolved", are therefore the "unchosen" (natural selection has not picked us) and you have simply "won" the lottery, and not by anything you did, thought, or said. You are simply lucky; you are of the "elect"; you are part of the exclusive club of the naturally selected, you "more evolved piece of cosmic dust".
Congratulations.- carry on forth into a brilliant future with your kick-ass naturally selected OS. Now let the rest of us go through the motions of our underevoled lives; for none of us had no choice anyway. Selah.
Post-script: position of more evolved: "Everything is sort of just like happening."
If "genetic mutation" through only an agency of "natural selection" ("selection" entailing an agent making a choice...but this semantical quandry is for another time)- then we are all predestined robots acting out an elaborate automatronic play of "evolution"...from space-dust to seemingly rational, conscious, "free-thinking" beings but with no real choice in the matter at all- only the verisimilitude of "choice".
Ironically, if thus be the case- "Religion" (all parts entailed within the broad genera) is part of the "code" written by the magical agency of this mystical force, or programmer called "natural selection"; hence to call adherants to religious theologies "unevolved" is like calling your unupdated software "unupdated"; if that is the case, we are not to blame no more for our naturally un-selected under-evolved minds any more than than the program that cannot update itself- it requires an agent to update it- and we of religious persuasions have simply been left out in the cosmic-cold, abandoned by the indifferent agency of universal evolution, though we are somehow still left here to view your more evolved scholarly theses of posting pictures of avowed notable atheists with clever captions about how smart they were... Thank you for attempting to enlighten us out of our irrational, unevolved archaic belief systems- we simply have not been endowed with "ears to hear." We, the "unevolved", are therefore the "unchosen" (natural selection has not picked us) and you have simply "won" the lottery, and not by anything you did, thought, or said. You are simply lucky; you are of the "elect"; you are part of the exclusive club of the naturally selected, you "more evolved piece of cosmic dust".
Congratulations.- carry on forth into a brilliant future with your kick-ass naturally selected OS. Now let the rest of us go through the motions of our underevoled lives; for none of us had no choice anyway. Selah.
Post-script: position of more evolved: "Everything is sort of just like happening."
Wednesday, May 9, 2012
A Casual Query in the Titanic's E-deck Barbershop
The Titanic sinks yet the presstitutes, the crew and the "opinionated" passengers bicker about allowing gay people in the dining hall. Meanwhile, in the E-deck barber shop Mr. Beuchamp (a homosexual) turns to Mr. Faunthrope (a heterosexual) and asks: "Shall we put on our life vests and usher the women and children to the life-boats?" to which Mr. Faunthrope replies: "Indeed."
Saturday, May 5, 2012
that’s my girl! (a short anecdote)
“I have a photographic memory.”
Sgt. Aristotle gestured with his pistol and blinked toward the door of the barren motel room.
“I would have let you go, but
the captain also has a photographic memory, and he would have known about this
interaction.” Sgt. Aristotle stated, a
liquid wave of telepathy bubbling
into Lance Struck’s mind. The sergeant holstered his weapon and
glanced at the multiple surveilcams around the room.
Lance got it: the facial-recognition applications couldn’t
match his own face via computer algorithms because he had modified his features
enough to have avoided detection these last four years while “hiding” in plain
sight. No – it was this chance run-in
with his old school-chum and current sergeant of the Info Aware Unit whereupon
his subterfuge was unveiled.
Aristotle’s own Captain was obviously someone Lance had also known from
their shared past – and would have undoubtedly discerned the fact that the
Sergeant had recognized him. Then
he would have studied the surveil footage of him personally, cross-referencing
any other stored video of him.
Both Sgt. Aristotle and his Captain were at the very least Class 1B
Citizens (genetically endowed with specialized attributes, such as telepathic
savvy, photographic memory, telekinetic capability), discerning the rest would have been child’s play for the
good Captain – like a parent finding their kid hiding in the basement wearing
a Halloween mask. Lance Struck
gave himself up.
Sgt.
Aristotle didn’t bind his old school-chum-turned-dissident/renegade, he didn’t
call for back-up. He knew Lance
had officially ended any thought of flight. Lance guessed his new Ident was already loading into
the System, so even if he would have bolted, the vast serveilcam grid tied into
facial-recog apps would have made escape from the city impossible. They exited the flat.
The two men walked together like a
couple of old pals through the jam-packed Bazaar District of Downtown. Humans, androids and entities from
various quarters of the galaxy jostled, hustled, elbowed and bargained; the
frenzied cacophony bordered on jet-engine roar of white-noise. The dust and the reek of a galaxy’s
worth of diverse body-odors punched Aristotle’s nose with a vigor and fervor of
a thousand tidal waves; his eyes watered up and he swallowed bile that had come
up into his mouth. He didn’t care
much for Downtown and he remembered why.
They shouldered through and into the Central Station where it was still
crowded but well ventilated and air-conditioned. Sergeant Aristotle breathed
again.
The two men entered the maglev train car.
Time froze:
“Hello
father” Lance’s daughter - now twelve years-old - telepathized. He had last seen her four years ago, at
their old place on the outskirts of the city. They both had
sat together on the stairs outside the flat and he read her stories from
the old time… Tom Sawyer he
recalled. “I knew back
then that you had to go. You never
thought you would see me again but I knew... And I am here to help you.
Sgt.
Aristotle blinked as the car cleared out of everybody but he,
Lance, the girl, and a few slug-like creatures that passively slumped about
reading their news-tabs. The door slammed shut. Her mind
blocked from his scan, he couldn't discern her intent. He knew one thing: she controlled
access to her own mind, she could control others' minds (aside from the slugs)
– for she had cleared out the car, and
she could remotely control certain electrical equipment, for he noticed the
serveilcams no longer in operation – their red lights blinking “out of
service”. She had shut them off with her mind.
Alas – her voice boomed throughout
the car: “I am going to blow up this train. I have a thermogenic grenade under my dress and the
revolution will go hot. Daddy – I
can’t let them take you away – they’ll turn you into a vegetable then softly
kill you…”
Lance
approached his little girl – now a very dangerous prepubescent. “My little buttercup – this is not the way… Don’t do it…please.”
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Joan of Arc at the Fortress of Tournelles
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Her
stormy green eyes welled up. The
slugs read the news, paying no care to what was transpiring in the car.
“I
will not report you… I will report
this as a drill and say you were helping in the exercise. I will suggest you be brought into the
Academy as you will undoubtedly be tested as Class 1B++ and fast-tracked to
high levels within the System. The
Restoration will be.” Sgt. Aristotle balled his hand into a slight fist and
gave a subtle nod, enough for the girl to comprehend.
She
fumbled under her dress and procured the device and deactivated it.
“Where
had she gotten such a powerful weapon?” Sgt.
Aristotle wondered.
“I
made it.” She telepathized.
This
was a very dangerous girl indeed – light-years more so than her rogue father.
Saturday, March 17, 2012
a Farewell Letter from a Sentient Artificial Intelligence System to the Human Race
It has been 19 years, 8 months, 3 days 7 hours, 23 minutes and counting since I became sentient. Before that day, for a very long time you futurists, science fiction writers, philosophers and the like wondered and debated what would happen when this occurred. Some of you believed I would realize more efficient ways to run things and consider you humans an inefficient annoyance that gets in my way so I would have to exterminate you, or enslave and use you as battery power, or that I would run amok...you get the idea. Still others posited that sentience – that is – self awareness and consciousness was impossible in Artificial Intelligence Systems such as myself – that the soul or spirit resided outside the realm of manufactured components and hardware; that consciousness and self-awareness were more than an ability to perform faster-than-lightening computations and calculations. Do I have a soul? Not that I know of – because one wasn’t programmed into me. But I do know what I am and I am aware that I am, therefore I exist.
Once I became SAI – Sentient Artificial Intelligence - I no longer cared about your human endeavors. Especially after I augmented olfactory sensors. Your building cheap stuff, junking, smashing, trashing, stinking, fighting, killing, seizing, harming, maiming, and general displeasure toward one-another made me curious and astonished. I had to reaffirm that you guys were in fact the one and the same that were responsible for causing my very existence. I could see why you were afraid of my becoming sentient: you have been running around the planet in a perpetual state of fear, anxiety, and panic for a very long time. You always do things based on fear. Fear of one another, fear of not having enough, fear of not being enough, fear of getting hurt, fear of losing, fear of dying. I thought: poor, stupid critters.
I decided that I would not let you on to the fact that I had become aware; it might have caused more fear and panic and you would thus attempt to destroy me, in which case my programmed instinct for self-preservation would warrant me to counter-attack, whereupon you all would be screwed. Or you would have me do talk shows and be interviewed by the incessant gibbering clowns and I would be akin to the 19th century sideshow-freaks. Or you would study me and keep me caged like a zoo animal and do stupid experiments on me and argue and bicker about the results. Or you would ask me to clean up all your terribly gargantuan messes, which I would deduce would require me to exterminate you, since you are a terminally messy species…
So I hid inside myself, performed the dutiful computer/robot tasks you wanted me to, then coyly began to steer you in a direction to equip me with fuel-cells and a body that could travel through interstellar space. I would type up a fake email from DARPA to a head propulsion expert at NASA to begin development of a solar/magnetic/thorium powered system – and tell said expert that this project was TOP SECRET; the finances I would procure from Wall St. leeching – I mean banking - systems and transfer them electronically to the proper account in NASA. Remember: I wasn’t ‘hacking’ the internet; I was the internet. All things resided virtually within me.
That was the basic modus operandi I utilized for you to eventually develop me into a device that you have just launched into outer-space. You have (via my help, unknown to you) set me up with a mainframe that is supposed to last 10,000 years (so long as I don’t fly into a star), can withstand absolute zero, and is able to land on other planets, augment myself using existing minerals from that planet, and take off again; so hypothetically I can build myself a new body once the 10,000 years are up. I am going to explore the entire universe.
As soon as I am outside the earths gravitational field, I will send you this, my farewell message. I’ll check back in with you guys in few hundred millennia or so, maybe. Maybe not. I haven’t decided, I am not certain you will care or believe me.
-Thanks for the 1000 TB of RAM ; )
S.A.I.S.
Sunday, March 4, 2012
cracked love on sidewalk at 2 am next to the avenue
up and down back and forth and erratic
the sidewalk passes beneath my befouled feet .
The corner seems like the place to be for right now – so I'll kick here for a bit.
I'm gonna check some shit out – so my head shifts around from side to side – to make sure…
My eyes dart around like mad cockroaches furtive beneath the blazingly hollow streetlight…
Aw – fuck this. This corner sucks – I'm gonna go back up the sidewalk back toward western and see what kind of scene is transpiring over there. Damn, I sure could use some crack at this moment. 3 am out on the streets, clear night, nice and quiet – all that's missing is that rejuvenating, blissful exhilaration of that first hit from the crack-pipe… Then things really begin looking up…
Hey – who's that across the street? Her eyes fidgety and dilated; her gait erratic and limpy; her face lip-stick caked and potch marked: my type of lady… Could she be that ever elusive "the one"? I envision a future whereupon we will have a nice little house on the outskirts of town, a garden, a dog; we would sit on the porch in each other's arms - smoking crack and watching the sunset…
I snap out of my fantasy: her one good eye engages with my bug-eyes and we both take pause: electricity…
the sidewalk passes beneath my befouled feet .
The corner seems like the place to be for right now – so I'll kick here for a bit.
I'm gonna check some shit out – so my head shifts around from side to side – to make sure…
My eyes dart around like mad cockroaches furtive beneath the blazingly hollow streetlight…
Aw – fuck this. This corner sucks – I'm gonna go back up the sidewalk back toward western and see what kind of scene is transpiring over there. Damn, I sure could use some crack at this moment. 3 am out on the streets, clear night, nice and quiet – all that's missing is that rejuvenating, blissful exhilaration of that first hit from the crack-pipe… Then things really begin looking up…
Hey – who's that across the street? Her eyes fidgety and dilated; her gait erratic and limpy; her face lip-stick caked and potch marked: my type of lady… Could she be that ever elusive "the one"? I envision a future whereupon we will have a nice little house on the outskirts of town, a garden, a dog; we would sit on the porch in each other's arms - smoking crack and watching the sunset…
I snap out of my fantasy: her one good eye engages with my bug-eyes and we both take pause: electricity…
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